The Daily Smoker. Sadly there is no dictionary definition when you're talking cars - I even checked in the Oxford English.

What it should say is 'car traders' daily transportation, big engine, comfy seats, long tax'. The truth is that real car traders never get attached to their stock. Everything is always for sale, even the wife's SLK if the offer is right.

So when he, and in 99% of cases it is a he, goes to the auctions, drives to Sheffield to appraise a car, or visits the scrappy for a replacement door handle, he'll need some transportation.

Ideally it will have a good few months tax on the screen which saves him the bother, be very comfy and it just might be a motor which could take a while to shift anyway, on account of its large engine. So exactly which motors fall into the 'Daily Smoker Category'?